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yupokaysuremhm:

rynliadon:

safari-official:

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

wethepotterheads0214:

princessesandtiaras-jacie:

pinkphandom:

pinkphandom:

haiku-robot:

pinkphandom:

meatfighter:

meatfighter:

meatfighter:

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it


I will fucking find you

this shows up on my dashboard every fucking sunday. no kidding hghhh

this shows up on my

dashboard every fucking

sunday no kidding



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haiku bot, I’m suffering here

don’t mock my pain like this

just because it’s sunday doesn’t mean, you all can start reblogging this

IM GONNA REBLOG THIS EVERY SUNDAY MUWHWHAHAHAHAA

ITS FINALY SUNDAY

*hits reblog*

MUWAHAHAHAHHAH

Sunday!

SUNDAYYY

Happy Sunday I’m reblogging this while in church yeet

I don’t go to church but happy sunday anyway

phfantasists:
“Shawn Mendes – Calvin Klein Underwear S/S 2019
”

phfantasists:

Shawn Mendes – Calvin Klein Underwear S/S 2019

sexual-texts:

“stuck between “i don’t wanna feel that type of hurt again” and “i wanna feel that type of love again””

@thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)

carterthomaspoetry:

“You’ll only find true happiness when you stop assuming that your new love will finish what your old love started.”

CarterThomasPoetry

sexylibrarian1:

aughtpunk:

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

Need immediately please

221biotchplease:

leaveittotegan:

lumnie:

chemisquid:

dippersballoon:

I saw an opportunity and I took it

This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die

For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

  1. I won’t hesitate bitch
  2. Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow
  3. Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read
  4. Kermit the Frog jumps off building
  5. Fr e sh a voca do
  6. back at it again at Krispy Kreme
  7. There is only one thing worse than a rapist
  8. Club Jam (yes a really good book)
  9. At least the taco was free
  10. I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand
  11. Grandma loves ping pong too much
  12. If your name is Junior
  13. Welcome to Target
  14. I’m just cooking pizza
  15. Cole Sprouse dress-up game
  16. On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf
  17. Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)
  18. Kid smacked by fly swatter
  19. Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)
  20. Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)
  21. WE’RE BREAKING FREE
  22. SAIL
  23. I’m Squidward
  24. So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies
  25. So no head? (breaking skateboard)
  26. Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)
  27. No off topic questions (Chris Christie)
  28. What the fuck, Richard
  29. Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)
  30. Bored as shiiiiii
  31. Liberian accent (plasma globe)
  32. New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)
  33. Summertime sadness (chicken)
  34. More like hurricane TORTILLA
  35. I got an a-bor-tion
  36. All Around the World (TheJasminator)
  37. When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light
  38. Snake licks lollipop
  39. Accept yourself, love yourself
  40. Be whatever you wanna be
  41. Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)
  42. Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho
  43. Can I please get a waffle?
  44. Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)
  45. Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)
  46. Kevin, watch the light dude
  47. Horse meditation
  48. A girl a dream & a clothing hanger
  49. Is that a weed? (911 microwave)
  50. Helium balloons (floating car)
  51. Fireplace fairy
  52. I’m your freestyle dance teacher
  53. I can’t believe you’ve done this
  54. Which way the Quiznos is
  55. Impossible paper toss shot
  56. Hemtube (dancing with cat)
  57. I nurture my skin (Shaq)
  58. Why are you running
  59. Happy birthday?
  60. Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)
  61. Farkle falling
  62. Fuck you (soda machine)
  63. Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)
  64. Take On Me
  65. And now my sock is wet (water gun)
  66. All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala
  67. When there’s too much drama at school
  68. Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub
  69. What’s your name? (ouija board)
  70. Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)
  71. Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)
  72. Girl scared of convertible car
  73. Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)
  74. Would you like the spider on your hand?
  75. Shopping cart crash
  76. We actually have the chip reader now
  77. I’M A GIRAFFE
  78. Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke

BEAUTY

auntie-edna:

Dada is here. Let’s show him how fabulous you are. 
Incredibles 2 (2018)

gradientgod:

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

breelandwalker:

dmofstormandsea:

thorthedorkworld:

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

this video is what dnd feels like

ROLL INTIATIVE

medic-ludilo:

carnalincarnate:

twofatwitches:

miyajimosachi:

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

Schrodinger’s Multiverse.

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Originally posted by andreaminelli10

@medic-ludilo

😂😂😂😂 I can dig Schrodinger’s ass

ruinedchildhood:
“ 2018
”